Remember when we were little and we would accidentally bite a kid on the...– (via greysanatomy)
I found this napkin at the bar and it says...
Dear all couples, I’m writing on this white clean wrinkled napkin, just to capture your attention. Whoever pick this up please listen up. I’ve come to this exact bar every single day of my life since the death of my wife. I didn’t come here to get drunk or to meet a new lady to call my wife but I came here to reminisce on the day where I knew that I could start an eternal life with her. ...
did you know you can get your whole face...
jessicacc: i can barely stand getting my brows done hahaha yuuup! :) I’ve done it before!
Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...– Mark Twain
It’s not about who you’ve been with. It’s about who you end up...– Episode 21, The Office, Secretary’s Day — Pam Beasley
Menstruation, Menopause, Mental breakdowns: Ever notice how most women problems...– Tweet from @yourleolovee :) hahaha!
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jizel: If you’re planning to be a nurse I recommend this link. It’s the diary of a psych nurse who worked at Camarillo State Hospital. At the time, the hospital staff and administration was corrupt and didn’t care for the patients. It’s repulsing to know that these events happened, yet few stood up against them to make change. This diary is a peek into the mind of one nurse who struggled to...
Everyone has a shadow. And the only way to get rid of a shadow is to turn off...
i haven’t used my credit card for almost 2 months now. :) mM $$$, way to save!
happy FATASS birthday, big lil sister
First stop: the famous among my friends $10 KBBQ @ Mr. Lee’s! My 2nd time here & I love their marinated brisket :) 2nd stop: @ Boba Loca because Dylan wanted “Purple” boba! 3rd stop: @ Boiling Crab with not even half the Loyola cousins. TELL ME WHY.. Garden Grove’s Boiling Crab is soo much better than Alhambra’s Boiling Crab? even my cousin said so -__- &...
I’ve been meaning to vent about this, but I dislike people who are stubborn. Sure, we’re all different, but sometimes people don’t know how to be right the right way. Stubborn to me is someone who has to be ALWAYS right, never backs down, & will never take a no for an answer. Never backing down is a good thing, but there are times where you HAVE to accept that not everyone is...
chest pain conclusion
ALERT!: Not allowed to drink caffeine & energy drinks. why? A 4Loko made me use my emergency inhaler & it wasn’t because it was alcohol, it was because it’s an energy drink. Same goes for starbucks coffee. -__- </3
me: Happy Earth Day!
him: You mean the world to me
me: you mean the earth to me haha
him: I'm as big as the earth?! D=
me: No, as big as my heart
April 11 - Sloshed Sunday @ Fridays with my Sisters _ Ultimate Mango Mai Tai (Captain Morgan & Malibu Rum, mango & fresh tropical juices) _ Adios Mother Fucker (Vodka, Gin, White rum, Blue Curacao, Sweet&Sour mix, & 7Up Soda) _ Ultimate Strawberry Daiquiri (Strawberry mix, Captain Morgan, & spiced rum) @ Apple Bees with Jeff & Tina _ Long Island Iced Tea (Tanqueray gin,...
"no, she's not your babe, she's my babe"
Nurse: so where's your girlfriend?
Patient: what girlfriend? I don't know what you're talking about.
Nurse: I saw a girl in here like a few weeks ago and you said she was your girlfriend.
Patient: Oh! that girl. I only call her my girlfriend sometimes.
Nurse (talking to me): Ok now do it, babe.
Patient: Yea, babe.
Nurse: No, she's not your babe, she's my babe. You only said you have no girlfriend cause you saw Michelle.
Nurse: Now, Michelle, push ... (talking to her patient again) See, isn't she good? She's gonna be a nurse one day.
Patient: Yea she's good. (talks to me) You can take care of me the next time I get sick. (talks to the nurse) Is she your daughter?
Nurse: Yea, she's my future daughter-in-law. Ok, good job, thank you, Michelle
Patient: Thank you, Michelle
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- can YOU guess who this nurse is?! she flattered me more than the patient, hahaha! i learn something new everyday.
The way a person carries themselves says alot...
rbstateofmind: Confidence, in my opinion is one of the most significant trait in a person. The difference between confidence and cockiness is that a confident person can walk the talk while a cocky individual is just talk the talk. Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash!
If you had the choice, would you go back in time,...
I have no regrets whatsoever, whether it has to deal with a horrifying situation or things I didn’t want to do. Many people still go back in time saying a lot of “shoulda, woulda, coulda” but I don’t like to dwell that way. It’s like saying me & Mike would’ve met earlier, but then again we’re happy it happened NOW than later. Just as the world says,...
You have a lot of moles on your face :). Do other...
HAHAHAHA! I get it a lot! :) Yes, moles run in the family & I was told they’re considered as “beauty marks” so I shouldn’t be ashamed of having so many. I’ve also been told by a few, wanting to play CONNECT THE DOTS with my face -__- proceed with your curiosity :)